Plastastic

Stick A Cork In It! Pacifier

$15USD

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Description
A pacifier that looks like a cork! Stick it into your child?s mouth for instantaneous golden silence! The cork is labeled ?cork? in case you forget what it is! Get your little baby to not say a word without all that mockingbird garbage! Follow Through When You Say ?Stick A Cork In It!? Babies are blessing, some would say. The cute faces, the innocence, the potential for great things to come. Everyone loves a cute little baby, and most couples feel the compulsion to get one. Parenting is a joy, so we hear. What they don?t tell you, however, is the endless poop, the never-ending hunger, and worst of all, the screaming. Babies are bundles of noise wrapped in a blanket. At one time or another, we?ve all felt the desire to just gag them with a sock. But since certain rules prevent our doing so, the pacifier was invented for just such a purpose. Now you can stick a cork into any child?s pie hole with the Stick A Cork In It! Pacifier ? it looks like a cork, and it sits safely in the mouth. Works For Most Adults Too, But Sticking It In Provides A Challenge! Hours of silence can be had with the Stick A Cork In It! Pacifier! The cork itself illustrates all the anger and frustration that can come from raising a child, but designed in a child-friendly way to remind us all that we love our kids! Visiting fellow parents may feel inspired upon seeing the cork you stuck inside your child?s mouth. While they may not say so, they will feel vindicated knowing that others have felt such aggression towards their children. It doesn?t mean you?re any less of a parent though! It just shows how much you enjoy peace and serenity. Shut up your children with the Stick A Cork In It! Pacifier today! Features: One pacifier. Exceeds CPSC safety standards. Stick A Cork In It! Pacifier
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