Plastastic

Mustache Pacifier

$13USD

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Description
Turn heads with this hilarious Mustache Pacifier! The Mustache is a tell-tale way of knowing one is grown up. It's not easy to grow and often takes may years to achieve a proper 'stache. Everyone can tell your baby really isn't grown up yet. He/she is a few months old and STILL can't walk or talk, but don't let that stop him/her from looking mature by getting a Mustache Pacifier! Instantly makes your baby look 17 years older! The Mustache Pacifier is an adorable pacifier that gives your baby the mustache that it (probably) cannot grow yet. Does Dad have a massive mustache of his own? Get your little girl a cute pacifier that'll let everyone know she really is Daddy's Little Girl! This is one of the most unique baby gifts around! Swansonize your child with the Mustache Pacifier! Ron Swanson will have nothing on your kid as he rocks a 'stache that will even make the great Ron Ulysses Swanson bow before him. Watch people quickly grow to adore him, respect him and eventually, fear him. Intimidate other babies and weak minded grown ups. A mustache is a powerful tool, so only give your child the Mustache Pacifier on occasions where it will have maximum impact. Also goes great as a baby gift for a relative or friend! Product Specifications: Dimensions: 4.5 x 2 x 5.5 inches Material: Nontoxic BPA free Silicone Rubber Comes with heavy storage sleeve Great for boys and girls! Mustache Pacifier
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