Plastastic

Mute Button Pacifier

$7USD

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Description
A pacifier that looks and functions like a mute button! Golden silence can be achieved as easily as pressing a mute button! Adhere to the ?kids must be seen, not heard? rule and still look like you care! Get your little baby to not say a word without all that mockingbird nonsense! As Easy As Finding Your Television?s Remote Control! You?ve probably heard that babies are a joy. The sweet faces, the innocence, the unlimited potential in the years ahead. Everyone loves a cute little baby, and most couples feel the need to breed and make one for themselves. What they don?t tell you about babies is the pooping, the feeding, and worst of all, the noise, noise, noise, noise. Babies are screaming lumps wrapped in a diaper. At one time or another, we?ve all felt the desire to just stick them outside to fend for themselves. But since certain laws prevent our doing so, the pacifier was invented for a more human solution. Now you can have golden silence with the Mute Button Pacifier. When babies are on mute, they become 100% more precious. Works For Most Adults Too, Who Probably Need It More! Hours of silence can be had with the Mute Button Pacifier! The mute button shows harmless passive-aggression that can come naturally from raising children, but designed in a child-friendly way to remind us all that we love our kids! Visiting fellow parents may feel inspired upon seeing your baby stuck on mute. While they may not say so, they will feel vindicated knowing that others have achieved what they have only dreamed. It doesn?t mean you?re any less of a parent though! It just shows how much you enjoy peace and quiet. Shut your children up with the Mute Button Pacifier today! Features: One pacifier. Exceeds CPSC safety standards. Mute Button Pacifier
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